Madonna FLUFFS Her Outfit

Less than two weeks after Amelie and Jenny spontaneously discovered that FLUFF is the holy product of the union of FLock and pUFF, Madonna left her London life behind to promote the idea abroad. Her fluffy green dress is indeed a masterpiece of puffy flock. We hope others agree...THEBUZZ was suspisciously neutral: "Poor old Madonna. The stress of her divorce from Guy Ritchie must really be getting to her. This week she appears to have gone out dressed as a hedge" (Fluffed it, theBuzz, yesterday)

That's true, hedges are fluffy. We'll have to remember that one...